I am the Grand Ultra Super General of the Za Lord's army! Ask me things and I will answer them!
Autumnal Equinox (Claudia Willows)
Claudia smiled kindly at him. “That you are the strongest wind mage that Grem knows,” she said, her voice serious but soft. “That he has great respect for you and that you are a fierce warrior.”
“I may not have much,” Claudia said. “But I will try to fulfill any tribute that you ask for. I will work hard and follow your word. I am loyal and strong… I am a force to be reckoned with. Not to mention I can cook…”
Toot blushed at the compliment, even if he knew the wind-mage comment was a lie. His ears perked at the comment about food, “Can you cook pizza?”
“If you can cook pizza then I will train you in exchange for that. Also this circle sucks. I can’t get out of it, so you’ll have to break it before I can teach you as well.”
(Source: autumnogre)
Autumnal Equinox (Claudia Willows)
“Um…Hi,” Claudia said, “I…uh…summoned you.”
She couldn’t help herself. She thought he was absolutely adorable! She stopped talking for a few seconds before she burst out and went into a state where she would squeak.
“My name is Claudia Gremkin,” she said as she regained her composure. I seek out wisdom and guidance from you, Grand Ultra Super General Toot Toot…”
She had to stop. She almost lost it as she said his title. She just couldn’t help it… Things like this always hit her hard. She was a sucker for cute things! “I implore you to assist me in my quest.” she said firmly and her face strong as if she was going into battle.
Toot hovered and squinted at her, “Gremkin, hmm.” He looked over her shoulder and saw Grem standing at the edge of the roof. “I should have known.”
He turned to face her again, wings buzzing, and then looked down, “Oooooh honey!”
Toot zipped down to the ground and pried the cap off the jar of honey. He took a large handful, about the size of a pea, of it and stuffed the glob of golden goo into his mouth.
“So, whad’s da quesd?” He squeaked around the mouth full of honey.
“Well…” Claudia asked, “There’s this thing with a god…” She stopped, she was being severely informal. “I am on quest to learn the magic of a fae. I have tried earth and fire magic but it doesn’t seem to…agree with me. I wished to try the magic of wind. I have heard nothing but great things of you… I only wish to learn from the best.”
She knew flattery probably wasn’t the best way… but, what else could she do? She was getting desperate and frustrated.
Toot zipped upwards in a spiral. She’d heard of him! Finally the recognition he deserved! “Well it just so happens that I’m the bestest wind mage teacher on the whole roof! I guess I could teach you, but I will require payment. Tribute if you will.”
He zipped around the edge of the circle, his wings buzzing against the barrier, “So what have you heard of me? Tell me tell me tell me.”
(Source: autumnogre)
Autumnal Equinox (Claudia Willows)
“Um…Hi,” Claudia said, “I…uh…summoned you.”
She couldn’t help herself. She thought he was absolutely adorable! She stopped talking for a few seconds before she burst out and went into a state where she would squeak.
“My name is Claudia Gremkin,” she said as she regained her composure. I seek out wisdom and guidance from you, Grand Ultra Super General Toot Toot…”
She had to stop. She almost lost it as she said his title. She just couldn’t help it… Things like this always hit her hard. She was a sucker for cute things! “I implore you to assist me in my quest.” she said firmly and her face strong as if she was going into battle.
Toot hovered and squinted at her, “Gremkin, hmm.” He looked over her shoulder and saw Grem standing at the edge of the roof. “I should have known.”
He turned to face her again, wings buzzing, and then looked down, “Oooooh honey!”
Toot zipped down to the ground and pried the cap off the jar of honey. He took a large handful, about the size of a pea, of it and stuffed the glob of golden goo into his mouth.
“So, whad’s da quesd?” He squeaked around the mouth full of honey.
(Source: autumnogre)
Autumnal Equinox (Claudia Willows)
Claudia settled with drawing a circle that would be big enough to capture Grem, if not a slight bit smaller. She continued with the steps that he told her and then rolled her head, cracking her neck slightly. She loosened herself physically and mentally and then turned to Grem once more.
“I’m ready,” she said, her voice quite but powerful.
“Good,” Grem nodded and leaned in close to her. He whispered the true name of the fae to be summoned in her ear, “Speak it three times to summon him with your focus being on the the circle so that he appears inside of it.
“True names are very personal, and his is not one to be shared openly. He won’t be happy that I gave it to you, but I trust you won’t mistreat him.” Grem took a step back to let her make her attempt.
Claudia placed her hands into a soft but folded position near her stomach. She whispered the name thrice and stayed focus. She braced herself to see what would appear. She stared at the circle intently, ready for anything.
At first nothing happened. Then slowly a spark of purple light appeared within the circle; pulsing it grew larger and brighter and began to bounce around the circle until it took to the air and continued to bounce off the invisible walls of force she had created with the circle.
When it finally came to a stop he must have stood no more than 14-inches tall. Bright purple hair grew in every direction from the top of his head and he war armor that appeared to have been made from a bottle of Pepto Bismal. The orange plastic handle of a box cutter was strapped to his back like a spear, and he hovered level with Claudia’s eyes as he spoke in a high-pitched voice, “Who dares summon the Grand Ultra Super General Toot Toot?”
this is fucking adorable
((OOC: Someone draw me a picture of the Za-Lord’s Guard riding into battle on armored Corgis. I need that image so bad.))
I prefer a Beagle personally, but many of the guard do still speak of days riding these steeds.
((OOC: I kinda wish there was a Mab around here I could RP with.))
((I thought about adding her to the characters I run, but for the life of me I just can’t write the female perspective.))
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using only 5 words, what would you say to me?
Please don’t kill me. Please.
(Source: askboxmemes)
OOC
((There are some days that I think it would be great to write a buddy-cop style story with Toot and Waldo Butters. It would be awesome.))
sapphiresidhe asked:
❖, ♙, ⊗
❖, You are a being of fascination, intrigue, and far, far too many dangerous associations for me to be anything but paranoid around you.
♙, I’m still not entirely certain who you are, much less who I think you are. But I’d at least take a stab that you’re a winter noble.
⊗, ((I think you’re fantastic and if I didn’t play such a naive inattentive and overcaffenated small folk I’d likely be rivaling harry post for post in writing nsfw role plays))
